Devices

Answering Machine


Female - Hello. I'm unable to answer your call right now. Please leave your name, number and a message after the tone.


Male - Hello. No one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone.


Male - Hello. We are not available now. Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call. Thank you for your call.


Male - Record a Message.


Male - Memory is full. Enter the remote access code.


Male - Hello. Please leave a message after the tone.


Sanyo Answering Machine Beeps.

Elevators


Female - Elevator call. At the tone, press 1 to talk, press 2 for location [Location I can't understand because she talks so fast.] Press 0 to alert passenger of rescue.


Elevator Phone

Modems


1200 baud Modem


2400 baud Modem


300 baud Modem


56k baud Modem


9600 baud Modem


FSK Modem


Ripco ][ BBS Modem

Monitors


Male - Hello. This is 527-9999. El Paso Central Office. It is now 2:27 PM. Zone 1 - Frame and switch room temperature: 73 degrees Fahrenheit, OK. Zone 2 - Ad Tran (?) Critical Alarm: OK. Zone 3 - Recitifier Alarm: OK. Zone 4 [Something] Panel Alarm: OK. Zone 5: OK. Zone 6: OK. Zone 7: OK. Zone 8: OK. The sound is OK. The power is on. The batteries are OK. The output is off. Listen to the sound for 10 seconds.


Male - Hello. This is telephone number 295. The time is 8:55 AM. Number 1 - 72 degrees: OK. Number 2 - OK. Number - 3 OK. Number - 4 OK. The electricity is on. Battery condition: OK. Sound level - Off: OK. Warning message received by telephone number 1-9O7-672-8OO1. Listen to the sound level for 15 seconds.


Ajo Arizona Lady - You have reached alarm check. There are no active alarms. Goodbye


Male - ID number 1. All channels are normal. Channel 1: normal. Channel 2: normal. Channel 3: normal. Channel 4: normal. Channel 5: normal. Channel 6: normal. Channel 7: normal. Channel 8: normal ...


Male - Hello. This is telephone number 387-8200. The time is 3:21 AM. Alert condition: OK. The temperature is 70 degrees: OK. The Electricity is on. Power off time: 0 minutes 0 seconds. Battery condition: OK. Sound level: ok. Listen to the sound level for 10 seconds. ... Have a good day.


Male - This is pump station number 5. *hic* Acknowledged, accepted. The intrical delay is 02 hours.


Male - Hello. This is telephone number 1. The time is 7:17 pm. Number 1 - 38 degrees: OK. Number 2 - 37 degrees: OK. Number 3 - 34 degrees: OK. Number 4 off: OK. The electricity is on. The battery condition ok. Sound level ok. Listen to the sound level for 5 seconds.


Male - Hello. This Is [Something Phone Express 2?] Alarm 2 - Exists: Acknowledged. Alarm 3 - Exists: Acknowledged. Press 1 for ?. 2 for alarm. 3 to inquire programming. 4 to change programming. 5 to exit. Time out. Have a good day


Male - Hello. This is telephone number 568-4l3l. The time is 10:19 AM. Number 1 - 69 degrees: OK. Number 2 - OK. Number 3 - OK. Number 4 - off: OK. The electricity is on. Battery condition: OK. Sound level: OK. Listen to the sound level for 15 seconds. ... Have a good day.


Male - Hello. This is 754-7O. Zone 1, Rectifier 1 - OK. Zone 2, Rectifier 2 - OK. Zone 3 Temperature - 69 degrees: OK. Zone 5 - OK. Zone 6 - OK. Zone 7 - OK. Zone 8 - OK. Sound is off: OK. Power is on. Battery is OK.


Male - Spring Creek Reservoir pump house status call out. The following are now normal. Channel 6: PLC Fault System Power Failure System. Status is normal.


Ajo Arizona Lady - Phone equipment failure call 389-45O4. [Beep] FUSE is OK. TELST is OK. DNX is OK. FIBER is OK. IDRIA Power is OK. DNX is OK. CO Battery normal. East station temperature normal. [Beep]

Pagers


Female - Thank you for calling SmartBeep. You have dialed an inactive SmartBeep account.


Female - Thank you for calling SmartBeep.


Adbeep - Female - This is complimentary paging from AdBeep AdBeep a wireless way of life. Please leave your message for .. * Beep * Thank you for calling.


Pager Prompt -- 3 Beeps


Disconnected Pager -- Ring to Reorder


Female - Please enter your numeric message after the tone.


Female - Please enter your numeric message after the tone ... Thank you.


Female - Please enter your numeric page


Female - To send a numeric page to your party stay on the line For other options press pound


Female - Please enter your numeric message after the tone.


Pager Prompt -- Ring Beep


Female - Message sent. Thank you for calling.


Female - Please leave your voice or numeric message after the tone.

Assorted


Fax machine.


Direct Access Test Unit


Female - Windtalker Anemometer. Hello. The temperature is 48 degrees. ... *****


Female - This is an emergency telephone. Main menu. Press 1 to talk 2 to program or *0 to disconnect.


ISDN [Warning: LOUD]


Male - San Francisco International Airport Automatic Terminal Information Service

PBX


Joyce Gordon - We're sorry. Your call can not be completed due to problems in the destination PBX. Please hang up and try your call again.


Dial tone


Error Tone


Audix Lady - Welcome to AUDIX For help at any time press star H. Please enter extension and pound sign.


Audix Lady - Your call is being answered by AUDIX. ... is not available. Sorry you can not leave a message now because this users mailbox is full. To access your mailbox press *R. To transfer to another extension press *T. To have system wait press *W. If finished please hang up or to disconnect AUDIX press **X. For help press *H .To have system wait press *W. If finished please hang up or to disconnect AUDIX press **X. Please make entries soon or be disconnected. Goodbye.


Audix Lady - Your call is being answered by AUDIX .. is not available. To leave a message wait for the tone. Otherwise for assistance press 0 now. Record at the tone. Recording stopped. To approve press pound. To record from here press 1. To play back press 23. For help press *H. To have system wait press *W. If finished please hang up or to disconnect AUDIX press **X. Please make entries soon or be disconnected. Thank you for leaving your message. To access your mailbox press *R. To transfer to another extension press *T. To reach the covering extension press 0. If you are finished hang up or press **X.


Avaya Lady - Please leave a voice message for .. At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording, hang up or press 1 for more options.


Avaya Lady - Welcome to Avaya Messaging. Please enter the mailbox number of the person you are calling. If you have a mailbox on this system, press pound. For assistance, press 0. If you do not know the mailbox number, press * to spell the name. If you don't have a touch tone phone or require assistance, please stay on the line .. Please hold .. At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording, hang up or press 1 for more options.


Cisco Meeting Place - Cisco Lady - Welcome to Meeting place. To attend a meeting, press 1. To access your profile, press 2. To review meeting recordings and other attachments and meeting modes, press 3. To hear an overview of meeting place functions and features, press 9. To reach assistance, press 0.


Cisco Unity - Cisco Lady - Hello. Cisco Unity Connection Messaging System. From a touch tone telephone you may dial an extension at any time. For a directory of extensions press 4. Otherwise, please hold to leave a general message. Wait while I transfer your call. ***** DUPE *****


Cisco Unity - Cisco Lady - Hello. Cisco Unity Messaging System. From a touch tone telephone you may dial an extension at any time. For a directory of extensions press 4. Otherwise, please hold for an operator. Sorry the operator is not available. Record your message at the tone. When you are finished hang up or hold for more options. To send this message now press pound or hang up. To mark it urgent 1. To mark private 2. To play your message press 3. To rerecord it press 4. To add to it press 5. To discard the message press 6. ... If you would like to try an extension you may do so now. Goodbye.


Cisco Unity - Cisco Lady - Hello. Cisco Unity Messaging System. From a touch tone telephone you may dial an extension at any time. For a directory of extensions press 4. Otherwise, please hold to leave a general message. Please wait while I transfer your call. ***** DUPE *****


Cisco Unity - Cisco Lady - Hello. Cisco Unity Connection Messaging System. From a touch tone telephone you may dial an extension at any time. For a directory of extensions press 4. Otherwise, please hold to leave a general message. Wait while I transfer your call. Sorry, there is no operator available at this hour. At the tone, please answer each of the following questions. At the end of each answer, you may press pound. What person or department are you trying to reach? What is your name? What is your phone number? What are the best times to reach you? Is there any other information you would like to leave? If you would like to try an extension, you may do so now. Goodbye.


XPressions Lady - Sorry . is not available. Record your message at the tone. When you are finished, hang up or press pound for more options .. To send this message, press pound or hang up. To play it, 3. To rerecord it, 4. To add to it, 5. To discard it, 6 .. To send this message, press pound or hang up. To play it, 3. To rerecord it, 4. To add to it, 5. To discard it, 6 .. Your message has been sent. If you would like to try an extension, you may do so now. Goodbye.


macroform-cold_day - Paul Shuler (Macroform), paulshuler@gmail.com


macroform-robot_dity - Paul Shuler (Macroform), paulshuler@gmail.com


macroform-the_simplicity - Paul Shuler (Macroform), paulshuler@gmail.com


manolo_camp-morning_coffee - Manolo Camp, beatbastard@gmx.net


reno_project-system - Reno Project renoproject@hotmail.com

Conferences


Pat Fleet - We're sorry. The number you have dialed has been changed to a conference. You are the only party in this confererce. ...